Kids: On the Treadmill

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Kids: On the Treadmill

My kids decided to play on the treadmill. I happen to be on the computer at the time and was able to capture "adventure." I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. They say the funniest things! When you read zzzzzzz, that is the sound of dragging body parts on the moving treadmill. Yep, this one is a doozy.

Charter: Don't put your fingers on that, use a punching bag.

Cole on the treadmill: You guys have to go away with this one. I am going to do this tread mill alone.

Charter: (ZZZZZZ). You are getting a hole in your shoe! Hurry up, get out of my way! If you just let go, it will be over. (ZZZZZZ.) Okay Cole, you are going to get a hole in your shorts!

Cloey: Yeah, it could even put a hole in your boxers. (laughing amongst themselves.)

Charter: Do you know how long this has taken you? FIVE MINUTES.

Cloey: Actually, it has been 10 minutes and 40 seconds. It's my turn…

Charter: LET GO COLE!!! (Cole lets go and flies off the treadmill... SWISH!!!)

Cloey: Finally.

Cloey on the treadmill: Look, I am going six miles an hour.

Charter on the treadmill: Watch me go to eight. This is how a man does it.

Cloey: You are gonna die Charter.

Charter: Cloey, watch me… be prepared to pull the safety cable. (He lets go and flies off the treadmill ...SWISH!!!)

Cloey on the treadmill: Let me go now.

Charter: Cloey, you are going to die. Prepare to pull it. (Cloey flies off the treadmill... SWISH!!!)

Cloey: AWWWW!!! That was fun!!

Charter: (most sarcastic voice ever) That is how a woooman does it?

Cloey: Don't push me! CHARTERRRRRR. Let me!

Charter: Hey, why did you pull the safety cable? Order in the court. Who will be next?

Cole on the treadmill: I am too scared to do it.

Charter: You did it once, you can do it again. Prepare to be launched.

Cole: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Cole flies off the treadmill... SWISH!!!) I beat my record!

Charter: Let's see if we can do two at a time.

Cloey: NOOOOOOOO!!!That is a bad idea!

Charter on the treadmill: Goodbye sweet life, see you in the afterworld. 8.5 miles an hour! YESS!!! (SWISH!!!)