We had two barfers yesterday... one of them was me. Cloey and I were driving home and it went down like this.
ME: I feel like I am going to puke. Cloey could you empty that bag out?
CLOEY: Sure, do you want me to call Dad?
ME: No, there is nothing he can do. Jesus help me make it home.
CLOEY: Mom, I am going to call Dad....
Cloey texts Dad #1: Are you home Dad, mom feels like she is going to barf.
Cloey texts Dad #2: Dad, mom just barfed while she was driving on the freeway.
Cloey texts Dad #3: We are passing the strip mall in Selah.
Cloey texts Dad #4: We will be home any minute.
Cloey texts Dad #5: We are home and Mom is covered in barf!
Special! There is nothing like driving on the freeway surrounded by cars with no hope of pulling over and puking/dry heaving into a plastic bag/all over yourself. Now ther is a memory to last a lifetime. Cheers to vomit in all of its forms in all of its glory.
About Me
- Mrs. Lantrip
- I am a woman who is passionate about he Lord. I married my high school sweetheart, and have never looked back. I love my husband Tim. He is the second best thing that ever happened to me ;). We have three children; Cloey, Charter, and Cole. They are the apple of my eye, and if you are a parent you also know that they can occasionally be the thorn in my side. We live in my hometown and own an espresso bar and a home care service agency. Our kids have tons of activities. Some people think we are crazy because we do so much, but you only live once, so we say go hard, have fun, make memories, and make it count. While I have my kids, I am going to enjoy them, it goes by way too fast.
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